sad & sassy

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

(via pizza)

samischino:

frapputwinko:

I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know

(Source: sfux, via fake-mermaid)

nectur:

sometimes i get sad for no reason or maybe there is actually a reason but i don’t know what it is but all i know is that it sucks 

(via bambiona)

photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10

(via who-moi)

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

(Source: to-be-myself, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

my mind is telling me no

and my budget

my budget is also telling me no

(Source: theknightofsnark, via teenagah)

chilltimeftship123912803:

remember how everyone looked up to kris jenner 

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

abwhoretion:

 

“Hello Lifealert”

“Hello Stella, are you okay?”

“… is your refrigerator running?”

“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

(via fake-mermaid)

inbox:

Think of the most attractive person you know. Now imagine them sitting on the toilet, having extreme diarrhea.

(via allergictoweenies)